Friday, October 29, 2010

9/02/10 Random Photos #6

No fish bombing?  I never get to have any fun!








A kid with boots like this should be smiling 24/7



Stray at the Bashen Caves


Dinner with one of Space's classes

Space demontrates the proper student choking technique

Gift to Space:
A scrapbook with profiles of the students and thank you notes

Iris and I attempting to out "cut eye" each other.  She won.

9/02/10 Touching the Limit

It was almost 4:30 and I needed to meet Space back at his office by 6:00.  Covering the 75 kilometres that I had travelled and making it on time was going to be monumental.  Those 150 CCs were going to have to work harder than ever before.


Self portrait at speed... not too smart

The suspension on Space’s bike was suspect so the plan was to go easy on the corners and then hammer it on the straights.  The bike developed a pronounced buzz at about 115 km/h and at about 125 km/h it simply went away.  At full tuck I touched 135 km/h and then I stepped out of the zone and found clarity: I was hurtling down an undulating highway on a 12 year-old 150 CC bike that is serviced by a guy named Chuckles; I was wearing a helmet a half-size too small and my shorts and thin shirt didn’t exactly qualify as “protective gear”; a wipeout at this speed wouldn’t be funny.  So in the interests of self-preservation I dialed back my pace ever so slightly.  I made fantastic time and the 6:00 rendezvous took place as planned.

140 kilometres later, much of it at wide open throttle, the needle on the gas gauge hadn’t moved across the “full” mark.  If the rooster lived off the sleep of others, this two-wheeled irony horse was fuelled by adventure.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

9/02/10 The Long Hard Climb

View from the top of the Bashen Caves
Some of the other caves were near the top of the steep rock face so I began to climb what seemed like a never ending staircase.  The sign read “Beware of poisonous snakes and bees”, since I had no idea what poisonous snakes and bees looked like I thought it would be best to be non-discriminatory and be on high alert for anything that moved.


I was taking pictures of a spider’s web when I heard some noise in the trees above me.  Turning to look I was met by the face of a monkey, a macaque as I would later learn.  I spent a frustrating couple of minutes trying to get a decent photo but the foliage was dense and the macaques were shy, so I gave up “the hunt” and just enjoyed the view.




I eventually climbed to the highest cave.  At the end of the trail was a maintenance worker.  He kept repeating something to me and I obviously had no idea what he was saying.  I’m guessing it could have been something like “the trail ends here”, but it could have just as easily been “Hey dummy, you’re a sweaty mess, what possessed you to climb up here?  They’re not even real caves!” or maybe even “Watch out for poisonous bees”.

Now I don’t know if what I saw qualifies as a poisonous bee, but the one I saw was a big as a fucking sparrow!  And in my books anything as big as a bird, even a small one, that comes equipped with a stinger is dangerous.  I don’t know if I made a sound since there was nobody there to hear me, but if I did I probably sounded a lot like a crying 6 year-old.  I often tell my nephews to leave bees alone; the old mantra of “if you don’t bother them, they won’t bother you”.  Secretly, I know they’ve been calling “bullshit” on that advice.  And now faced with the poisonous bird bee my own crept in.  I promptly got out of there

9/02/10 100 CC Upgrade

The rain stopped and I got ready for my ride.  A longer trip down the coast would require a proper motorcycle.  Moving up to Space’s bike was a 100 CC upgrade; his 150 CC Kymco cruiser was a workhorse.  Its imitation “Barely Davidson” saddlebags rendered it a case of 2-wheeled irony.


After a brief stop to fill the tank I rode along the East coast.  Highway 11 was a beautiful stretch of road nestled between the mountains and the ocean.  The scenery was awe inspiring; the dense greenery of the mountains complemented the deep blue of the water.  As beautiful as it was, the highway was deserted.  There were times that I didn’t pass a car for kilometers.

What a great road!  Elevation changes, switchbacks, straights and tunnels.  It had a mix of everything.  If I had my own motorcycle here, I would tear this place apart…and then it would probably tear me apart, and that would tear us apart; but now I’m on to INXS lyrics from the late 80s and I don’t want to go there…not now anyways.



On shaky ground: where the highway once was




I made many stops along the way: bulls grazing, a guy fishing, rock slide, old bridge, old washed out section of the highway since replaced by a tunnel, fishing village (boo…no sashimi!).  Space had suggested I visit the Bashen Caves.  “Just look for the giant penis marking the Tropic of Cancer, it’s just past there”.





It’s funny just how many things looked like giant penises.  I kept on thinking that I had missed the caves when yet another phallic symbol would appear on the side of the road.  And then I saw it; the Tropic of Cancer marker whose road sign actually read “Tropic of Cnacer”.  I stopped for the obligatory tourist photo.  The Bashen Caves couldn’t be far off.




To call them “caves” is a bit of a misnomer, they are lit by daylight and don’t extend any more than 15 metres into the mountainside.  It was at the first and largest cave that a Buddhist woman approached me.  She offered to tell me about one of the caves (there were 17 of them but this was the largest).  She walked me through and I drank some of the water that tricked down through the mountains.  It is said to have healing properties…fuck!  I should have taken a gallon with me!


Ingkwan and I

“Come and take a picture from the outside, it looks like two pigeons”.  I don’t know what she was talking about; I didn’t see any pigeons.  Truthfully, it looked like a woman’s privates.  But as blunt as I am known to be, there was no way that I was going to say that to a kind outwardly religious Buddhist woman with a shaved head.  Space would later tell me that newly married Taiwanese couples often visit this cave and another rock formation that looks like a penis in the hopes of improving fertility.  I’ve got two words for them…antler wine.
Two pigeons?  I don't think so.

Still can't find the pigeons

We talked a little longer, she was interested in my trip and I was fascinated by the fact that she lived at the caves.  She invited me to sit for a cup of coffee.  Her name was Ingkwan.  Actually that was her Buddhist name, her birth name was Mia Chen.  Ingkwan was 70 years old and had lived at the caves for the past 30 years.  She was fluent in English and told me that it was part of her course of study in her former life as a practitioner of acupuncture, acupressure and something that I think might be reflexology.  But she gave it all up when she decided to become a Buddhist teacher.  She never married; couldn’t find the right man.  An opportunity for marriage had presented itself in the past, but he had plans to move to the US and she didn’t want to leave.




“Wait” she said.  “I want to give you something before you go”.  She returned with two “beauty stones” that she had picked up during her long walks along the rocky coastline.  She explained that she gathers them because the lines in the rocks and the shapes of them are beautiful.

I thanked her for her kindness; she had truly made it a special day for me.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

9/02/10 The Chicken Returns

Precisely at 4:00 AM.  That’s the answer to the question, “when does the chicken get hungry?”  However, I’m convinced that this particular chicken doesn’t subsist on the typical diet of corn.  No, this chicken thrives on the misery of humans.  He becomes stronger and stronger with every minute of sleep he steals from you.

9/02/10 Iris: Climatologist of Emotions

It was raining again and I was pushing the departure time of my motorcycle ride out until the skies cleared.  Iris and I got to talking about the overwhelming dampness in the air and of emotions.  When I told her about what I had observed the day before as I walked the side streets, she said it was completely normal.  Televisions were always on and many families did not really talk.  The display of emotions among family members was rare…cold was normal.  So what I had noticed was not some twisted interpretation of a foreigner, it was a slice of life… a depressing slice of life.

I would continue to photograph human suffering.  I just wish that the dampness would take a break and let some light in.  It would be good for the photographs and even better for the subjects.

Monday, October 25, 2010

9/01/10 Random Photos #5

My boxing team




This mother is one thumb full of saliva away from being Italian.


Chain and lock: preventing a highly unlikely theft

We breed them for breasts,
they obviously breed them for feet.

Look at the size of those things!



Swastika: Buddhist symbol of good fortune.
No political undertones here.




A mix of everything

My father would be proud

Late night school uniform alterations

6 pounds of baking soda?  A lifetime's worth!