It was 4:30 AM when Space’s apology rang true. His neighbour at the back of the house keeps a rooster…a noisy one. This particular rooster must be very impatient since he attempts to welcome the dawn about an hour ahead of schedule. Fucker!
Impatient roosters provide a nearly bullet-proof rationale for being a carnivore. Not only does eating them help to restore your normal sleep patterns, but they’re tasty as well.
Thankfully, I have experience with impatient roosters. When Theresa and I were living in Italy , the chicken coop was located right outside the kitchen (for convenience I suppose). Those Italian chickens were just as noisy and presumably just as tasty. I don’t know how delicious this Taiwanese chicken is yet. Just give me a bit of time, and a little bit of salt and pepper.
Impatient Chicken Video
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